I just ended a bloody conversation with a freaking irritating ah tiong.
Since I forgot my original QQ number which I first set up during Media Applications Lesson, I registered for a new one. Why? Of cos, because they got this function where you can design and dress up your own character, and put it as your QQ display picture.
And there's this place where the public can see your personal particulars like your name, country, birthday, so on and so forth. So just for fun, I put my country as Seoul. (Although I've spent most my childhood life in Singapore.)
And this random guy come along and added me. There's only 3 obvious reasons:
- He wants to chat up with a pretty girl (cos I made a chio girl as my display picture). Of course, they won't be so dumb as to believe that my real person will look like my display picture right.
- He wants to have a Korean as a friend.
- He wants to learn Korean language from an authentic Korean.
It started innocently enough. And I'm right, he fits into option 3 as you see above.
He says he just started learning Korean by himself. Of course, he will be curious to know what the hell would a Korean be doing in China using QQ. So I told him I've been learning the cheena language since young and my school arranged for me to come China and study. Fair enough, I wasn't lying.
He said he wants to improve on his korean. So I told him to go google about it himself. Mind you, what era is this already, don't tell me you don't know how to google about it yourself? There's so many Korean language websites which teach you, whether professionally set up or not. So I presume you DO know how to do that, since you already know how to switch on your computer and download QQ, and USE it.
As a Singaporean, typing in cheena is such a daaammnnn hard thing to do. I only do it for assignments and I already find it time consuming. Imagine I've already typed a whole paragraph of English. If it was supposed to be in cheena, I tell you, I would have only typed out 1 sentence. I may be wrong, but this seems to be the case. Firstly, I have to translate my sentence into cheena, then I'd have to think of its HAN YU PIN YIN, then type it into then box, THEN I still have to choose the correct word from the millions of options. See how this is a waste of time and energy? You should be grateful that I still bother to answer your basic questions.
Example of those silly questions?
"How long have you been learning chinese" or "Where did you learn your chinese from" or "Is either one of your parents an ah tiong" or "Can you teach me korean" and other nonsensical stuff that I can't be bothered to recall and list out.
Excuse me. Does LAO NIANG look like she has the time to coach you in Korean? And what do I get in return even if I do agree to teach you? You can teach me back your language ah? Eh, LAO NIANG also know cheena la, why the hell would I want to teach me?
Then you start saying that you want to ask me something 冒昧. So I ask you to shoot. Then you said dunoe whether you should say it or not. So I told you not to be 吞吞吐吐 and just get on with asking. ASS. If you think it's going to sound offensive, then don't say it to me la. And guess what? He asked if I was a girl or not!!! BIG JOKE. Why would I be lying about something as simple as my gender? So I asked why he got second thoughts about this. And he said that, at the end of every sentence, I should conclude with a "吗", "呀", or "嘛"; like that then sound more like a girl, if not I'd sound very rude as a girl if I didn't add "吗", "呀", or "嘛". Eh mister, do know how difficult is it for me to type cheena, and you still want me to add in the "ma", "ya" nonsense stuff.
Next he started telling me that he teaches cheena language to others. I thought he was going to change a conversation topic, so I was about to heave a sigh of relieve, as I thought that the nonsense was going to stop.
NO. I was SOOO wrong. He said that language is actually very important, because language can cultivate a person's character. OK. WHAT THE SH*T. So I said that if he wanted to carry on with this bullshit topic, I wasn't going to talk to anymore.
And he said, "你真不识好人心"．
I'm so damn lazy to translate the rest of the idiotic conversation, so I'll just copy and paste it down here:
공주4:19:30 PM
好人？
你是吗
我又没见过你，我又怎么知道
전설4:19:39 PM
你汉语还不好
你懂吗
你真不识好人心
汉语很深的
去拿个谚语字典查吧
不是韩语
你们学不完的
韩语只是汉语的一小部分
공주4:21:25 PM
什么呀
怎么韩语变成了汉语
你真罗嗦也，我告诉你我现在可是中文系的，读的也是 "诗经，左传"
전설4:23:23 PM
知道吗
中国有句古话叫：狗咬吕洞宾，不识好人心！
语言可以塑造一个人的素养
而你没有被塑造
可惜
和我和我聊，我不稀罕，韩国的朋友很多，你是我建国的第二个无理的韩国女孩子
공주4:26:35 PM
你还真是无聊，无礼，话不投机的中国人
你这种人我见多了
无礼的人到处都是
跟你聊天还真是费时费神
枉我跟你说了那么多
전설4:27:55 PM
意思说你是狗，本来不想欺负你，但是你太自以是了
공주4:28:20 PM
那你呢
전설4:28:18 PM
由此看出，你好不地道
공주4:28:39 PM
你还不是一样
自以为自己中文比我厉害
那你的韩文呢
行吗？
전설4:28:58 PM
说话请加语气词
공주4:29:06 PM
英文行吗？
전설4:29:11 PM
ok
공주4:29:25 PM
好呀
既然你说ok
那你就秀一下你的英文给我看呀
전설4:29:53 PM
把桌子凳子都分性的语言
不想和你聊了
공주4:30:15 PM
什么桌子椅子的
别扯开话题了
전설4:30:36 PM
你在我的面前侮辱韩国女人
공주4:30:41 PM
我本来就不想跟你聊
我早就想转话题了
전설4:30:38 PM
再见
我的朋友还是很好的
공주4:31:03 PM
只是你一直跟我说语言什么的
他妈的
你去死吧
전설4:31:41 PM
还有什么脏话
中文让你糟蹋老
你撒都不懂
공주4:34:04 PM
撒？
是“啥”
전설4:34:00 PM
你些你学老芝麻的懂西就自以为是
错
공주4:34:35 PM
这么多字你都写错
身为中国人你不惭愧吗
你还想跟我纠缠下去？
전설4:34:45 PM
夹行老杀
공주4:34:58 PM
省省吧
88
전설4:35:03 PM
夹行老杀
巴巴
And with that, I put him on my QQ black list and he was blocked.
I'll recap some of those things he said:
"和我和我聊，我不稀罕，韩国的朋友很多，你是我建国的第二个无理的韩国女孩子"
Eh, you were the one who initiated this bloody conversation leh, still say you 不稀罕.
"意思说你是狗，本来不想欺负你，但是你太自以是了"
What?! I'm a dog now?! ASSH*LE. When did I ever 自以是? You were the one were was saying you teach cheena, then still want to correct me, then in the end still say I 自以是? Who's the one who is 自以是 now...
"把桌子凳子都分性的语言"
What table? What chair? What sh*t are you talking about now? Siao kia, start getting 语无伦次 liao. Drink too much liao huh.
"你在我的面前侮辱韩国女人"
Oi. When did I ever do that? Walau, you think I as crazy as you meh. Why on earth would I INTEND humiliate my own kind?
Just because I'm a rude girl? Just because you think I 自以是? And please do some self reflection. Why would I on earth be so rude to you? I long ago already told you I wanted to change topic leh, and you still die-die want to stick to saying all your big knowledge, Mr Know-It-All. And I already said that I wanted to stop talking to you if you carry on talking nonsense. SEE?! Who wants to talk to you la, LOSER.
"夹行老杀"
Still repeat 2 times. Joker. What the hell is that la. I still tried to google that but nothing came out. Aiyo, must be some swear word they use in their area. HAHA.
Spoil my mood la and waste my whole afternoon talking to that freakass.
But after spilling it all out here, I feel much better already. HAHAHA.
See? I'm laughing leh :D
So that means I've already gotten over it, right?
RI-IGHT.
